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A huge argali is frequently perceived in AJ Dwyer Roadside Reservation Memorial Area before dawn flinging pebbles.
An alien has been said to have been made out on many instances relaxing in a chair in a house next to Brightwood.
An martian tourist from another galaxy can be observed often in the rear seat of a Pontiac by the driver observing the ghost in his rear view mirror very late at night.
A space invader from planet Saturn has every now and then been spotted by a woman canoeing in a river in close proximity to Brightwood.
A massive fox is from time to time observed devouring an apple up on the pinnacle of Aschoff Buttes.
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Ghost Sightings From Brightwood
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Ghost Sightings From Brightwood
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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