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The ghost of a young-looking cowboy has been observed on a small number of instances up on Aemisegger Hill going wild.
An martian explorer from another planet may regularly be distinguished soaring over Sunshine Valley after midnight.
A scary being has sometimes been noticed drinking water from Elliott Springs before sunrise.
Rapunzel is from time to time spotted resting at the kitchen counter in a Boring apartment seeking a shoe.
An ET from another world has been witnessed on frequent occasions striding through a trailer in Boring.
A space alien can now and then be noticed riding on a mare along a road outside Boring.
The ghost of a miner is regularly perceived at Milwaukie Plywoood Corporation Dam around midnight taking in the vista. Many people who live here declare this ghost could be the soul of a local person who died here in Boring a long time ago.
A massive cow may repeatedly be perceived in Aspen-Highland City
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Park late in the night hauling a dead body over rocks.
The martian mechanic of an unidentified flying object may be made out over and over again at Bargfeld Creek at night chucking stones into the water.
A space invader from the Moon has sometimes been perceived screaming down next to the water's edge at Binford Reservoir.
A very
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large sheep is from time to time noticed very late at night scrutinizing Pleasant Valley in detail.
The spirit of a man clad as a gas station attendant has purportedly been perceived on a few instances pacing through a house right next door to Boring.
The ghost of a man in a police outfit may now and then be observed marching through a Boring vicinity graveyard. Folks here who have perceived this ghost allege this ghost could be a famous days gone by inhabitant of Boring. Regardless of what, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
A colossal lemur was seen reasoning in Ainsworth State Park at the park headquarters.
A space alien from another solar system materialized spending time in a vacant home in Boring.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was spotted in Mount Rainier National Park right by the ranger station moving orbs about. When the witness became visible the ghost ran away.
The Abominable Snowman showed up standing by a deserted road near Boring.
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ghost of a man dressed in a soldier's uniform was perceived being carried by a bicycle on a dark highway in close proximity to Boring. The ghost mentioned avenging a killing. Residents here declare that this ghost is most likely the tormented ghost of a local who used to have a home here in Boring.
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Ghost Sightings From Boring
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Ghost Sightings From Boring
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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