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These are some lies we made up about Bonanza.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spacecraft was witnessed demolishing a picture by Buckmaster Flat.
A female with a knife sticking out of her head was perceived trying to locate a hat up on the peak of Coyote Butte. This ghost is exceptionally active in this area; there have been numerous additional stories of this exact ghost. Regardless of what folks state, it's a scary ghost that any commonsensical person would not want to meet.
A space man from planet Jupiter is frequently observed devouring a carrot in Dry Gulch after midnight.
An ET from another part of the galaxy may repeatedly be seen staring at the water by Dry Prairie Dam late at night.
The alien navigator of an unidentified flying object may be noticed very often smoking a pipe by Gerber Rim.
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Ghost Sightings From Bonanza
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Ghost Sightings From Bonanza
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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