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A space man from outer space was observed relaxing in a beanbag in a house in Boardman.
A partly decayed human corpse was distinguished strolling from flat to flat before dawn on a Boardman street. There have been additional tales involving this ghost in the vicinity. According to what the locals say, this ghost is that of a local person who dwelled here in Boardman before the present. No matter what, this is a nasty ghost that is better not interrupted.
An extremely large yak has repeatedly been distinguished in Messner Marsh in the early morning hours attempting to hide a cadaver.
The phantom of a grower dressed in a farmer hat is repeatedly noticed browsing through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Boardman home in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A young girl dressed in a bloody prom dress is known to have been noticed on numerous instances in Boardman Park late in the night dragging a body over rocks.
A guy having
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an axe in his head may repeatedly be distinguished gazing at the water by Port of Morrow very late at night. One thing is for certain, it's a chilling phantom that you would not want to encounter on a dark night.
An extremely large pony can be observed time and again gazing crossly at the viewer in the center of Glade Creek.
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Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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