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Ferdinand Magellan has been observed on a few occasions gulping gasoline from a pump at a gasoline station in Bly.
An ET from another world can once in a while be observed heaving rocks into Pill Pond late at night.
The ghost of an old guy with a huge gray beard was distinguished up on Ferguson Mountain screaming at the observer to go away. Many accounts of this ghost have been conveyed. Regardless of what, this ghost indisputably is bloodcurdling; one that you wouldn't wish to run into in the early morning hours.
A space invader was observed heaving pieces of wood down at Chipmunk Spring at the stroke of midnight.
An enormous civet showed up glancing across Mineral Prairie around midnight.
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Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
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