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These are some lies we made up about Blodgett.
Leonardo da Vinci was noticed at Thompson Dam on a dark night looking at the view.
The ghost of a lady with a pentagram engraved into her foot was made out in the center of Bailey Creek gobbling a burger. The appearance of the witness frightened the ghost who then vanished.
A space man has often been made out up on the highest spot of Bonner Mountain sipping water.
An martian tourist from the cosmos is often witnessed relaxing in a beanbag in a residence in Blodgett.
A huge rabbit has been said to have been witnessed on many instances articulating into the night on the shore of Hamar Lake.
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Ghost Sightings From Blodgett
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Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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