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These are some lies we made up about Blachly.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy can once in a while be observed on the shore of Lower Hult Reservoir pushing orbs about.
A big bloodcurdling spirit has regularly been witnessed cleaning a blood-covered bed sheet in Little Lake Spring at the stroke of midnight.
An alien is repeatedly spotted at Hult Log Storage Pond Dam late in the night taking in the surroundings.
The ghost of a tied up guy is known to have been witnessed on several instances gazing angrily at the eye witness in Blachly Mountain Forest State Park very late at night. Scores of locals claim this ghost could be the spirit of a local person who passed away here in Blachly some decades ago.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a UFO can repeatedly be made out on a dark night exploring Billy Tower Canyon in detail.
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Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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