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These are some lies we made up about Bend.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has allegedly been observed on a small number of occasions twinkling a kerosene lamp on a dark night on a park bench in Bend.
A colossal lemur can often be perceived contemplating in a boat on Mirror Pond.
A medusa can be perceived very often by Bend Power Dam late in the night looking at the water.
A wandering ghost has sometimes been noticed having a seat at a table in a Bend flat screaming names.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another planet is now and then distinguished facing the observer in Drake Park at the stroke of midnight.
An alien from Jupiter has purportedly been observed on frequent instances marching through a home in Bend.
A gigantic marmoset has often been seen by Tumalo Creek howling at the watcher to go away.
A giant giraffe is regularly spotted being carried by a mule beside a road right next door to Bend.
A gargantuan beaver has been spotted
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on a few instances washing a bloody jacket in Awbrey Falls around midnight.
A space invader from another world can be made out time and again scraping out a hole up on the pinnacle of Laidlaw Butte.
A space alien has occasionally been witnessed wandering through a home near Bend.
The ghost of a jet pilot has purportedly been observed
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on several occasions in Deschutes National Forest outside the ranger station searching for a shoe.
An extraterrestrial voyager from the cosmos may from time to time be noticed in a phone booth in Bend making a phone call.
A space invader from another galaxy was perceived smoking a cigar by a deserted road close to Bend on a dark night.
A space man became visible standing by a secluded road near Bend.
The phantom of a muscular lumberjack clutching a sizeable axe was witnessed in a house in Bend. The phantom was swallowed by the air after being witnessed.
The martian mechanic of a flying saucer came into view in a Bend mobile home.
A space man from planet Mercury was seen coming into sight in a bathroom mirror.
A terrifying skeleton has often been observed relaxing on a couch in a mobile home near Bend.
A shining human character is repeatedly made out in the backseat of a VW by the driver noticing the spirit in his rear view mirror very late at night. In any case, it's sure a frightening spirit that is rather not interrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Bend
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Ghost Sightings From Bend
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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