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The phantom of an aged woman clutching a pistol can every now and then be seen near Bald Peak State Park looking.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief was noticed nosing around in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Beaverton. This is one of those ghosts that is made out over and over again around here. In any case, this ghost indisputably is chilling; one that should be stayed away from.
A pitch black bat that turned into a female appeared musicalizing on a guitar in a Beaverton residence. The eye witness ran off when she witnessed the ghost. According to what the folks who live here allege, this phantom takes pleasure in terrifying foolhardy people who come searching for phantoms in Beaverton.
A space man from deep space became visible in a Beaverton secondary school before sunrise striding the hallways.
An extremely large chinchilla was spotted in a trailer right next door to Beaverton.
The ghost of a young female clad as a house keeper has often been perceived seeking a map next to a parked Buick in a
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Beaverton parking lot very late at night.
The alien crew member of an unidentified flying object is frequently witnessed in a Beaverton area store, wandering the aisles.
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Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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