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These are some lies we made up about Beaverton.
A lady with her head and both arms chopped off has frequently been distinguished suspended in the air like a hot-air balloon in Beaverton. A number of of the folks who live in this town allege this spirit is the spirit of a traveler that was murdered while passing through Beaverton in the past.
An armed forces outfit strolling about without a body in it is repeatedly observed in Pleasant Valley late at night turning toward the observer. No matter what people utter, it's a scary ghost that you would not want to encounter at night.
The ghost of a civil war warrior has allegedly been witnessed on a few occasions on the highest spot of Bull Mountain at midnight glancing at the panorama.
The ghost of a man with a pentagram carved into his cheek may repeatedly be distinguished down near Johnson Spring around midnight chucking pebbles.
The ghost of the driver of a train may be witnessed over and over again gazing at a woman snoozing in a bed in a flat
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in Beaverton. One thing is for guaranteed, it is in all certainty a frightening ghost that any rational person wouldn't want to run into.
An alien voyager from deep space is now and then perceived in a rubber raft on Commonwealth Lake swallowing blood from a container.
The phantom of an appallingly mangled huntsman hauling a dead bear
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has been said to have been noticed on numerous instances trying to hide a corpse in Holcomb Lake around midnight. It's been argued that this particular ghost is that of a local resident who lived here in Beaverton some decades ago.
A gigantic otter has frequently been seen guzzling milk at Ettinger Dam in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a youthful lady with a line around her neck is regularly made out glancing across Onion Flat at the stroke of midnight.
An extremely large oryx has been noticed on numerous occasions in a hardware store in the Beaverton area.
A Seismosaurus can frequently be distinguished in A M Kennedy Park at midnight seeking something.
An extraordinarily bloodcurdling ghost has every so often been made out in the middle of Ash Creek carrying a human cranium. According to the locals, this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying unwise people who have the guts to upset the peace in Beaverton.
The spirit of an elderly prospector with a sizeable beard and a wooden leg is rumored to have
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been distinguished on numerous instances trying on a jacket in a Beaverton home.
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Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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