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These are some lies we made up about Beaver.
A Plateosaurus has from time to time been spotted weeping by Camelback Bluff.
The ghost of a steel-miner has purportedly been distinguished on a small number of instances mid stream in Alder Creek yelling. Several of the locals allege this phantom gets pleasure from scaring foolish people who are bold enough to upset the calm in Beaver.
A female with a somewhat transparent body may occasionally be perceived staring by the waterfront at Battle Lake.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was spotted beside Davidson Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise trying to exclaim something. When seen the spirit moved toward the bystander who then ran away. Nevertheless, it sure is a terrifying phantom that you shouldn't go looking for.
The spirit of an old guy with a huge white mustache emerged burying a body by a sizeable boulder in Munson Creek Falls State Park at midnight. This individual ghost has been noticed time and again in this place.
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Ghost Sightings From Beaver
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Ghost Sightings From Beaver
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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