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These are some lies we made up about Bay City.
A pitch black crow that turned into a lady has often been made out in a raft on Bay City Reservoir looking for a glove.
The ghost of a youthful woman outfitted as a house keeper is frequently perceived resting at a table in a Bay City building guzzling motor oil.
An enormous vicuna is known to have been observed on a few occasions smoking a cigar in Kilchis Flat very late at night.
The spirit of a youthful cowboy may often be perceived looking at the scenery at Kilchis River Jetty on a dark night.
An alien tourist from space can be spotted very often trying to conceal a cadaver in Squeedunk Slough very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Bay City
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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