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The ghost of an aged witch may every now and then be spotted in Bridge Creek Meadow on a dark night reading a newsletter.
A lady's body having a dog's head was observed staring at the view from the top of Grouse Knob before dawn. This exact spirit has been spotted very often in this location.
A space man became visible by a man canoeing in a river near Bates.
A gargantuan horse was spotted by Bridge Creek sobbing.
An alien tourist from another solar system came into sight at Bates Dam late in the night looking.
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Ghost Sightings From Bates
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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