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These are some lies we made up about Banks.
A massive rhinoceros was made out in a Banks area grocery store, walking the aisles.
A fantastically scary spirit is regularly spotted staring at the water by Hollis Hartwick Dam after midnight.
A large menacing giant is rumored to have been made out on a handful of occasions late at night gazing across Hidden Valley.
The ghost of an aged gold digger with a large beard and a hook instead of his hand can regularly be seen hauling a body through some bushes in Banks-Vernonia State Trail late in the night. One of the people who live here confidently argues that this phantom is that of a local resident who had a house here in Banks in the past. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a terrifying ghost that any commonsensical person would not want to run into.
The ghost of a waitress has sometimes been noticed very late at night checking out Big Canyon in detail.
A huge gopher is every so often seen staring at the sight from the peak of Bald Mountain at midnight.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady can now and then be seen down near the water at Council Reservoir obliterating a box.
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The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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