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These are some lies we made up about Bandon.
A gigantic zebra was made out poking around in mailboxes on a dark night in Bandon.
A woman with a machete sticking out of her head was made out in a Bandon secondary school in the early morning hours walking the halls. The witness fled immediately after he witnessed the spirit. One thing is for certain, it is indisputably a bloodcurdling ghost that is preferably not upset.
The alien navigator of an alien spaceship showed up by Tupper Rock glugging down apple juice.
The Gingerbread Man was noticed downing water from McKee Spring at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a woman with a plastic bag strapped around her head was made out in a mirror in a Bandon apartment; the phantom was exclusively perceptible in the mirror. The ghost unmoved that there was someone other there. Either way, this is an unpleasant ghost that you wouldn't want to come across before dawn.
An ET from Venus has regularly been noticed trying to find a man down
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near the water at Coquille Point.
A space man from another solar system is regularly made out bathing by Bandon Beach in the early morning hours.
A giant cow has been seen on a few instances shouting in Bandon State Park right by the ranger station.
A gigantic doe may frequently be noticed drifting by on Baker Creek after midnight.
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space alien may be noticed over and over again in Dew Valley after midnight struggling to express something.
An alien vacationer from another part of the galaxy has sometimes been observed in Bandon State Park very late at night struggling to seize something.
A partly translucent gentleman dressed as the captain of a craft is once in a while witnessed in a sail boat on Chrome Lake meditating. In any event, it undoubtedly is a scary ghost that any sensible person would not want to encounter.
A gargantuan leopard has supposedly been distinguished on several instances creeping out of Randolph Slough soaked in filth in the early morning hours.
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Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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