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These are some lies we made up about Baker City.
A large menacing monster may now and then be witnessed at a public phone in Baker City making a telephone call.
A space alien was seen staggering through a Baker City area cemetery.
A giant capybara came into sight reading a tabloid in Oregon Trail Monument in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A semi translucent gentleman clothed as the skipper of a vessel was made out trying to find somebody next to a wild highway outside Baker City before dawn. Alarmed by the onlookers the ghost receded into the night.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft came into sight at Licklider Dam late at night taking pleasure in the landscape.
An martian vacationer from another galaxy was noticed in the early morning hours flying across Baker Valley.
The ghost of a young man in a confederate uniform has repeatedly been perceived studying the panorama from the peak of Coyote Peak late in the night. It's been said that this
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individual ghost is the stressed spirit of an old Baker City local resident. In any event, it undoubtedly is a menacing spirit that you shouldn't go seeking.
The ghost of a chained up gentleman is regularly perceived flashing a lamp next to Currey Spring on a dark night.
An alien from another planet can often be observed very late at
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night drifting along Beaver Creek.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may be noticed very often calling names in Blue Canyon before dawn.
Socrates has sometimes been witnessed staring down into the water at Lone Pine Waterhole very late at night.
The ghost of a street bum is once in a while observed being in a deserted home in Baker City.
An enormous vicuna has allegedly been perceived on many instances by Catherine Creek State Park going mad.
An martian explorer from another world has repeatedly been noticed standing by a wild road in close proximity to Baker City.
A space invader from outer space is repeatedly noticed in an apartment in Baker City.
An extraterrestrial can often be witnessed in a Baker City flat.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another galaxy can be made out repeatedly pacing in the middle of a wild highway near Baker City.
The phantom of a young-looking lady soaked in blood has every now and then been distinguished having a seat on a bench
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in a mobile home in close proximity to Baker City.
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Ghost Sightings From Baker City
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Ghost Sightings From Baker City
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
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