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These are some lies we made up about Azalea.
A space invader from planet Mercury can be spotted very often examining Benjamin Gulch in detail around midnight.
A gigantic cheetah has occasionally been witnessed shouting at the onlooker to be off mid stream in Albro Creek.
A Velociraptor is every now and then witnessed in Long Fibre County Park at the stroke of midnight covering a corpse by a large rock.
A space alien from another galaxy has supposedly been witnessed on several occasions carving a gap at Galesville Dam at midnight.
The ghost of an elderly guy with a huge white beard can from time to time be distinguished by Cold Spring at night mounding bricks. Based on what the people who live here claim, this ghost loves startling folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Azalea.
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Ghost Sightings From Azalea
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Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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