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These are some lies we made up about Aurora.
An ET from another world is sometimes distinguished at Giesy Mineral Spring late in the night thinking.
The terrifying ghost of a Gaul has purportedly been made out on frequent occasions pushing orbs around on the shore of Murrays Pond.
An extremely large rabbit can every so often be seen staring at the panorama from the top of La Butte very late at night.
The alien technician of an alien spacecraft has frequently been seen hauling a corpse over the grass in Boones Ferry City Park around midnight.
A space man from planet Saturn is regularly noticed walking by a gloomy highway in the neighborhood of Aurora.
A menacing skeleton has been noticed on one or two instances pulling a body from the freezing water of Bachert Creek at night. One of the people who live here firmly says that this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a former Aurora local person.
A space alien from deep space can frequently be spotted sending a package at an
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Aurora post office.
A sphinx can be seen over and over again before sunrise staring over Barlow Flats.
A glow-in-the-dark human shape has occasionally been perceived glugging down fuel from a gas pump at a fuel station in Aurora. Regardless of what folks state, this is a bad ghost that you wouldn't want to meet very late at night.
The
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ghost of a pregnant female is once in a while witnessed at Aamodt Flashboard Dam before dawn downing motor oil. Anyway, it's a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A colossal rhinoceros has been said to have been made out on many instances walking a Rottweiler at the stroke of midnight on a shady Aurora residential road.
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Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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