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These are some lies we made up about Aumsville.
An Anchisaurus is sometimes made out in Aumsville Ponds County Park before dawn flickering a lantern.
An alien can every now and then be witnessed looking at the vista from the highest spot of Waldo Hills in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The martian commander of a flying saucer is often observed flinging pieces of wood into the current at Bear Branch at the stroke of midnight.
A guy having a sword in his head has purportedly been witnessed on numerous instances in a flat in Aumsville. Local people who have observed this ghost declare this ghost might be a renowned former time inhabitant of Aumsville.
An martian vacationer from another solar system may frequently be spotted bass fishing from the water's edge of Davidson Reservoir before sunrise.
An alien from planet Pluto can be noticed often facing the onlooker at Franzen Dam late at night.
An ET from another part of the galaxy has every so often been witnessed
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wandering by a wild highway close to Aumsville.
An enormous cony has been said to have been observed on one or two occasions becoming visible in a washroom mirror.
The spirit of a delivery man was made out before dawn sprinting after a passing Dodge on a shady highway outside Aumsville. The eye witness fled when she witnessed the ghost.
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gigantic jaguar was noticed gardening in the back garden of a home in Aumsville.
A womanly shape became visible guzzling blood from a beaker in Bald Peak State Park by the park headquarters. When the witness came into sight the phantom fled.
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Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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