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A space invader has been noticed on a handful of occasions in the center of Eagle Creek going nuts.
The alien pilot of an alien spaceship can repeatedly be spotted dragging a body over the grass in Charles Elliott Memorial Park after midnight.
A space man from planet Jupiter can be distinguished repeatedly marching through a mobile home next to Athena.
The ghost of a lady with a sack strapped around her head is once in a while witnessed very late at night staring across Gerking Flat. Well, this is an unfriendly spirit that you would not want to run into around midnight.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos has purportedly been perceived on numerous occasions cleaning a bloody pair of pants in Earthquake Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Athena
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Ghost Sightings From Athena
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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