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A huge newt has from time to time been noticed burying a dead body by a large boulder in Astoria Column late in the night.

A dinosaur is from time to time witnessed by Cook Slough slurping blood from a jar.

The extraterrestrial technician of an unidentified flying object has purportedly been observed on several instances having a seat at a coffee table in an Astoria building consuming a steak.
    
A gargantuan parrot can every so often be witnessed fluttering across Mott Basin in the early morning hours.

A black bat that transformed into a female has regularly been distinguished enjoying the surroundings at General Anchorage before dawn. A number of of the folks who live in this town argue this ghost enjoys terrifying unwise folks who dare to interrupt the silence in Astoria.

An extraterrestrial explorer from space is known to have been perceived on several occasions scrutinizing Desdemona Sands in detail on a dark night.

A space invader from another part of the galaxy may regularly be witnessed reading a pamphlet in the center of Abercrombie Creek.
 

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