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These are some lies we made up about Ashwood.
A gargantuan wombat may occasionally be perceived looking furiously at the bystander down next to Axehandle Spring before dawn.
The spirit of a young-looking man having on a denim jacket has often been distinguished floating by on Amity Creek late at night. Residents who have perceived this ghost argue this ghost is the undead spirit of a long departed Ashwood resident.
A gigantic zebra is rumored to have been made out on a handful of instances on a dark night exploring Board Hollow in detail.
A space alien from planet Neptune can often be observed staring across First Pines Hollow late in the night.
A beheaded guy can be spotted very often obliterating a picture up on Ash Butte.
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Ghost Sightings From Ashwood
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Ghost Sightings From Ashwood
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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