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These are some lies we made up about Ashland.
The phantom of a young-looking lady dressed as a house keeper is regularly spotted looking at a guy sleeping on a couch in an apartment in Ashland.
An enormous frog has supposedly been witnessed on a handful of occasions in a shoe store in the Ashland area.
A big chilling dragon may repeatedly be spotted on the shore of Bounds Reservoir gobbling a fish.
An martian vacationer from another world has from time to time been spotted at Emigrant Dam before sunrise swallowing milk.
The phantom of a youthful cowboy is every now and then perceived smoking a cigar by the water at Helms Cove. Locals here argue that this phantom enjoys startling foolish folks who come looking for phantoms in Ashland.
A giant tiger may occasionally be spotted scrambling out of a drain hole on an Ashland avenue at the stroke of midnight.
A space invader from Saturn has repeatedly been seen seeking something by Black Rock.
A frightening creature is
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frequently seen in Ashland Research Natural Area late in the night burying a cadaver by a big rock.
Julius Ceasar can often be made out down beside Dollarhide Spring at night screaming.
An extraterrestrial from space can be made out very often in Bear Gulch late at night gazing.
A massive weasel has now and then been observed after
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midnight flying over Dosier Flat.
An enormous platypus is occasionally observed in Ashland Creek contemplating.
The Gingerbread Man has purportedly been distinguished on several instances nosing around in mailboxes at night in Ashland.
A very large jaguar can occasionally be witnessed on the top of Mount Ashland at midnight examining the view.
A colossal pronghorn was distinguished musicalizing on a harmonica in an Ashland building.
The martian pilot of an alien spaceship was distinguished in an Ashland secondary school at midnight marching the halls.
An ET from Saturn materialized in a flat next to Ashland.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy was spotted right by the entrance to Casey State Park tossing pieces of wood.
The phantom of a coal-miner was observed near Crater Lake National Park stacking pebbles. The witness was frightened and fled.
An alien has frequently been made out seeking an object next to a parked truck in an Ashland parking lot in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Ashland
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Ghost Sightings From Ashland
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
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