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These are some lies we made up about Arch Cape.
A very large crow came into view howling down at Hoover Spring around midnight.
A space alien from the cosmos was observed watching shows in an Arch Cape living room before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial technician of a flying saucer came into view going through garbage cans on an Arch Cape residential street.
A menacing skeleton was noticed in Arcadia Beach State Park after midnight flickering a kerosene lamp. The observer was terrified and fled. Some of the folks who live in this town allege this ghost is that of a local who settled here in Arch Cape many years ago.
Goldilocks was perceived at Arcadia Beach taking a moonlight dip.
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Ghost Sightings From Arch Cape
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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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