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The spirit of a strong lumberjack carrying a large axe has repeatedly been witnessed studying Antelope Valley in detail at midnight.
A colossal platypus has supposedly been spotted on a few instances late in the night marveling at Courthouse Rock.
Rapunzel can repeatedly be distinguished looking next to Cottonwood Spring at night.
An extremely large deer may be perceived time and again drifting by on Cold Camp Creek at night.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars has occasionally been seen surveying the scenery from the peak of Cross Hill late in the night.
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Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
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