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These are some lies we made up about Amity.
The ghost of a woman having half her head absent may often be made out hurling chunks of concrete into the stream at Ash Swale in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A lady having a machete in her head may be observed very frequently up on Crescent Hill downing blood from a container. No matter what folks express, it's a chilling phantom that any sound person wouldn't want to meet.
A colossal chinchilla has every so often been perceived dining on a sandwich in Athey Canyon late in the night.
The ghost of a young Indian warrior is now and then perceived hurling boulders into Blue Heron Reservoir after midnight. One of the local residents confidently alleges that this spirit is the stressed spirit of a long gone Amity local.
The ghost of an airliner pilot has been spotted on a handful of instances reading a magazine down next to Larson Spring at night.
The ghost of a strong lumberjack hauling a big axe can once in a while be seen walking
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a Rottweiler before dawn on a shady Amity road.
A space invader from Mars was observed peeking through mobile home windows in Amity in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Amity
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Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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