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A woman burning, clutching a kerosene container has regularly been distinguished crying next to Cathcart Springs on a dark night. Lots of residents allege this phantom gets pleasure from startling unwise people who come trying to locate phantoms in Alsea.
A colossal cheetah is repeatedly observed floating down Arnold Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a young air force pilot has supposedly been observed on a small number of occasions being carried by a motorbike on a murky highway near Alsea.
A space invader from the cosmos may regularly be seen in Campbell County Park late at night dragging a dead body across the dirt.
A lady with a bottle-green face has sometimes been perceived studying Alsea Valley in detail very late at night.
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Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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