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These are some lies we made up about Albany.
A partially transparent gentleman dressed as the captain of a vessel has frequently been seen hovering in the air like a cloud in Albany.
A big creepy phantom is often distinguished hauling a headbone in the middle of Burkhart Creek.
A colossal zebu has allegedly been witnessed on frequent occasions in a shoe store in the Albany neighborhood.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship can regularly be seen trying on clothes in an Albany house.
The phantom of a young gentleman having on a confederate uniform can be noticed often in Bryant Park late at night trying to verbalize something. One thing's for guaranteed, it's undoubtedly a frightening ghost that should be kept away from.
The ghost of a bum has occasionally been observed attempting to seize something up on the highest spot of Hale Butte. Anyhow, this is an intimidating phantom that you don't want to run into at midnight.
The ghost of an elderly witch
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is occasionally noticed by The Cliff thinking. In any case, it's a terrifying spirit that any normal person would not want to meet.
A lady's body with a rat's head may occasionally be witnessed staring over Bryant Lake Bed on a dark night. According to the folks who live here, this ghost loves terrifying foolhardy people who are fearless enough
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to disrupt the serenity in Albany.
A space invader from Saturn is frequently perceived poking around in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Albany.
Little Red Riding Hood is rumored to have been perceived on several instances in an Albany highschool at the stroke of midnight striding the hallways.
An ET from another part of the galaxy may regularly be made out in an apartment close to Albany.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an unidentified flying object can be witnessed repeatedly in Bald Peak State Park at the ranger station going wild.
A massive kinkajou has occasionally been witnessed in an Albany area auto part store, staggering the aisles.
A massive lynx has purportedly been seen on frequent instances piling stones at the stroke of midnight on a lawn in Albany.
Bigfoot can every so often be seen taking a rest at the kitchen counter in an Albany house swallowing blood from a beaker.
A gentleman with the head of a goblin was witnessed pacing through a house in Albany. This
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ghost is incredibly active in this vicinity; there have been numerous other stories of this specific ghost.
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Ghost Sightings From Albany
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Ghost Sightings From Albany
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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