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These are some lies we made up about Agness.
A space man is from time to time noticed struggling to grasp something underneath a terrifying high tree in Port Orford Cedar Experimental Forest.
A massive bunny may from time to time be made out by Anderson Creek flickering a light.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spacecraft has repeatedly been spotted by Big Bend startling people.
An enormous budgerigar is rumored to have been witnessed on many instances redistributing orbs about in Agness Bar on a dark night.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead may often be observed crawling out from a storm drain on an Agness lane very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Agness
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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