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These are some lies we made up about Adrian.
A sizeable terrifying ghost may frequently be observed by Allen Drain trying to find a shoe.
An alien from another world has every now and then been spotted in Arena Valley at night gobbling a carrot.
A giant lemur is once in a while distinguished late in the night gazing across Deer Flat.
Count Dracula has supposedly been made out on a small number of occasions hauling a dead body through some bushes in Rowell Marsh Wildlife Habitat Area in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a youthful guy having on a confederate uniform can occasionally be seen down beside Coyote Spring at night reading a pamphlet. Regardless of what, this is a nasty spirit that should be let alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Adrian
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Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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