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These are some lies we made up about Adel.
The ghost of a man outfitted as a store clerk is every now and then spotted trying to flag down cars by a murky road near Adel.
The phantom of a man dressed in a police force uniform has allegedly been distinguished on frequent instances soaring over Badger Hole late at night. In any event, it without a doubt is a creepy ghost that is better not interrupted.
An extraterrestrial voyager from the cosmos may once in a while be witnessed at Calderwood Dam around midnight taking in the panorama.
An ET from planet Pluto has often been perceived very late at night checking out Blizzard Gap in detail.
A space invader from another planet is repeatedly made out down at Barry Spring late at night screaming.
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Ghost Sightings From Adel
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Ghost Sightings From Adel
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
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