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These are some lies we made up about Adams.
An ET from another part of the galaxy appeared in Crawford Hollow late at night crying.
A female with a machete sticking out of her head was made out staring over Gerking Flat after midnight. When the phantom was noticed it faded away into the night. One thing is for certain, it's undoubtedly a scary ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
A space alien was seen pulling a dead body from the cold water of Coonskin Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spaceship has frequently been seen struggling to exclaim something before dawn by a vending machine in Adams.
A gargantuan doe is regularly observed staggering through a home in Adams.
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Ghost Sightings From Adams
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Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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