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These are some lies we made up about Waipahu.
The ghost of a grower dressed in a hat was spotted by Pouhala Marsh going mad. The watcher got scared and ran away. A man who lives here argues that this phantom may very well be a well-known past native of Waipahu.
A space alien from planet Saturn became visible spending time in a deserted building in Waipahu.
A space man from another part of the galaxy was witnessed washing a bloody bed sheet in Kalauao Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The spirit of a youthful air force pilot was distinguished standing by a desolate highway near Waipahu. The phantom waved to the observer. One of the folks who live here confidently says that this ghost is probably the undeparted ghost of a local who used to live here in Waipahu. Nonetheless, it sure is a bloodcurdling spirit that is preferably not upset.
A woman with a blue face has often been spotted at Aiea Bay in the early morning hours before sunrise looking down into the water. Some
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of the locals say this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long dead Waipahu person who lived here. In any case, this ghost unquestionably is menacing; one that you wouldn't wish to bump into around midnight.
A space invader is regularly seen right by the entrance to 'Aiea Bay State Recreation Area guzzling water.
The ghost of a delivery
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man is known to have been perceived on numerous instances by Aiea Stream smoking a cigar.
A colossal cow may repeatedly be distinguished in Aiea Field Annex after midnight hiding a cadaver by a big rock.
A massive prairie dog may be noticed time and again at the water's edge at Ewa Plantation Beach trying to find a woman.
An martian voyager from another planet has sometimes been noticed riding on a low rider on a murky highway close to Waipahu.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury is now and then spotted sniveling beside a menacing tall tree in Honouliuli Forest Reserve.
A guy's body having the head of a sheep has supposedly been observed on a handful of occasions up on Mauna Kapu shouting. Regardless of what folks utter, this is an unlikable phantom that you shouldn't go seeking.
A gargantuan lynx may once in a while be observed at night exploring Ahua Reef in detail.
An extraterrestrial from space is regularly observed in a house in Waipahu.
The alien crew member of an unidentified flying
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object has purportedly been witnessed on a few instances marveling at liamanu Crater before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Waipahu
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Ghost Sightings From Waipahu
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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