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These are some lies we made up about Waimanalo.
The Loch Ness Monster may sometimes be made out gazing at the waves down next to the waterfront at Bagley Beach after midnight.
A knight's armor from the middle ages devoid of a person inside was perceived pointing at the observer in Hahaione Valley in the early morning hours. The witness escaped immediately after she saw the ghost. No matter what folks express, it undeniably is a creepy ghost that any sensible person wouldn't want to encounter.
The phantom of a woman with a plastic bag strapped around her head appeared traveling on a steed next to a highway near Waimanalo. When the watcher came into view the ghost ran off. According to what the people who live here allege, this phantom is that of a local person who had a home here in Waimanalo some time ago. Whichever way, this ghost sure is frightening; one that should be let alone.
A large scary ghost was seen on the top of Kainawaaunui around midnight watching the vista. The arrival of the eye
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witness alarmed the spirit who then faded away. In any event, this is an unlikable ghost that you do not want to meet at midnight.
A massive shrew was observed down by the water at Alla Point heaving pieces of wood.
A big terrifying ogre was witnessed slurping water from Ainoni Spring before dawn.
An enormous guinea pig is repeatedly
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made out in Hamakua Marsh before dawn attempting to deposit a cadaver.
A huge mynah bird has been seen on numerous occasions hovering across Ke Kula o ka Mauu Wai before dawn.
An Icthyosaurus may regularly be made out marching through a mobile home outside Waimanalo.
The alien mechanic of a flying saucer can be witnessed repeatedly looking at the view at Kapaliokamoa Breakwater in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a shackled up gentleman has sometimes been witnessed by Ihiihelaukea gulping water. Loads of locals declare this spirit gets pleasure from scaring unwise folks who come seeking spirits in Waimanalo.
The ghost of a street bum is from time to time perceived in Aina Haina Playground at the stroke of midnight dragging a corpse through some bushes.
A gigantic platypus is rumored to have been perceived on one or two occasions fluttering over the Oneawa Hills after midnight.
The ghost of a youthful female covered in blood can every so often be perceived late at night drifting
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along on Aihualama Stream. People here allege that this ghost may be the spirit of a local who died here in Waimanalo in the past.
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Ghost Sightings From Waimanalo
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Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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