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These are some lies we made up about Waikoloa.
The ghost of a waitress is regularly made out in Anahulu in the early morning hours before sunrise hiding a corpse by a big rock.
The spirit of an elderly cleaning lady is rumored to have been seen on frequent occasions watching the view from the pinnacle of Ahinahena in the early morning hours. One thing's for sure, it's undoubtedly a bloodcurdling phantom that is better not disrupted.
A pitch black cat that shape-shifted into a female can regularly be spotted looking by Kaniku Lava Flow. Some of the people here declare this phantom can be the soul of a person who lived here who passed away here in Waikoloa before the present.
The ghost of a homeless gentleman can be observed very frequently trimming bushes in the back garden of a residence in Waikoloa. It has been claimed that this particular ghost may perhaps be a well-known past native of Waikoloa.
A terrifying creature has every now and then been perceived in Popoo Gulch at night thinking.
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If you talk to the people who live here, this ghost is the stressed soul of a former Waikoloa person who lived here. Well, this ghost sure is bloodcurdling; one that you would not want to run into late in the night.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another planet has supposedly been seen on many occasions shuffling orbs around down at the water
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at Akahu Kaimu.
An extremely large argali may sometimes be observed by an old man hiking along a trail next to Waikoloa.
A space man from planet Mars was observed staring crossly at the viewer in Kealakekua Bay State Historical Park outside the ranger station.
The spirit of a gold-miner showed up sitting on a couch in a trailer in Waikoloa. Several reports of this spirit have been reported.
A female with a partially see-through body was observed tossing bricks by a streetlamp in Waikoloa. Additional folks close at hand have had equivalent sightings involving an identical ghost. If you listen to what the people who live here claim, this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while journeying through Waikoloa many years ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Waikoloa
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Ghost Sightings From Waikoloa
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
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