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These are some lies we made up about Waianae.
A soldier's uniform striding about with no body in it was perceived sending a postcard at a Waianae post office. There have been many descriptions about this ghost in the area.
Henry VIII showed up gulping fuel from a gas pump at a fueling station in Waianae.
A gargantuan alligator was observed heaving pebbles into the current at Eku Stream in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another world was distinguished chatting into the air as if somebody else was nearby.
Frankenstein's Monster is often witnessed taking a swim down by Kahaloko around midnight.
A gargantuan baboon has been made out on many occasions late in the night flying over the Waianae Range.
A space man from planet Pluto may regularly be perceived looking at the view from the peak of Kaala at midnight.
The ghost of an appallingly scorched woman has now and then been observed covering a cadaver by a large rock in Hawaiian
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Electric Beach Park late in the night.
An ET from the cosmos is sometimes perceived smoking a cigar amongst the towering trees of Honouliuli Forest Reserve.
The ghost of an engine driver has been said to have been perceived on one or two occasions at Kahe Point late in the night gazing down into the water. Residents here claim that this
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ghost is that of a person who had a house here in Waianae before the present.
A female lacking a head may every now and then be noticed examining Kaiahi Gulch in detail before dawn.
The alien pilot of an alien spaceship has often been made out walking a dog in the early morning hours on a shady Waianae residential street.
The ghost of a young-looking lady with a rope around her neck is often witnessed peeping through mobile home windows in Waianae at the stroke of midnight.
A big terrifying ogre is rumored to have been distinguished on one or two occasions staring right by 'Aiea Bay State Recreation Area.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto can regularly be seen browsing through trash container on a Waianae residential street.
An extremely creepy phantom can be observed over and over again floating in the air like a cloud in Waianae. A local man argues that this ghost takes pleasure in startling people who have the courage to upset the serenity in Waianae.
The ghost of an old woman holding a
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shot gun has sometimes been witnessed looking at a guy snoozing in an armchair in a house in Waianae. In any event, this spirit undeniably is terrifying; one that is better not upset.
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Ghost Sightings From Waianae
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Ghost Sightings From Waianae
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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