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These are some lies we made up about Waialua.
An enormous kid can be observed very frequently obliterating a shoe in Aweoweo Beach Park late in the night.
A space man from space has every now and then been made out drifting down Anahulu River after midnight.
The martian technician of a UFO is sometimes distinguished at Haleiwa Boat Harbor at night swallowing chlorine.
The menacing ghost of a Hun has supposedly been seen on frequent instances on the shore of Ukoa Pond smoking a cigar. Based on what the folks who live here claim, this ghost is perhaps the struggling ghost of a local person who used to reside here in Waialua.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury may sometimes be distinguished looking at folks in a Waialua trailer through a peephole.
A scary skeleton has repeatedly been observed in a desolate place next to Waialua.
A fluorescent human figure is regularly spotted before sunrise fluttering across Lauhulu. One thing is for certain, it's a frightening spirit that you
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shouldn't go looking for.
The phantom of a young-looking man dressed in a denim jacket is rumored to have been witnessed on a handful of occasions weeping down next to the water at Chuns Reef Beach.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs may frequently be made out studying the view from the top of Kaala in the early morning hours before
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sunrise.
A beheaded guy may be made out very often by the water at Kaalaea Point attempting to say something. Folks who have perceived this ghost allege this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long departed Waialua local.
A lady with her arms removed has now and then been seen trying to grab something by Kehu-o-Hapuu *.
An extremely large puma is from time to time made out flashing a light in Haili Gulch before sunrise.
A space alien from the cosmos may now and then be observed down at Waimea Falls after midnight reflecting.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was observed in Mkua Keaau Forest Reserve after midnight scooping out an opening in the earth.
The ghost of a gentleman holding a blood-covered axe showed up trying to flag down cars next to a dark road in the vicinity of Waialua. This specific ghost has been made out over and over again in this neighborhood. Either way, it's without a doubt a bloodcurdling spirit that should be steered clear of.
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Ghost Sightings From Waialua
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Ghost Sightings From Waialua
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
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