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These are some lies we made up about Pearl City.
A huge moose can be noticed often glugging down water from Kalauao Spring on a dark night.
A space invader has sometimes been made out concealing a corpse by a large boulder in Aiea Field Annex very late at night.
The ghost of a shackled up gentleman is now and then noticed in Aiea Stream appearing chilling. One thing is for sure, this ghost unquestionably is scary; one that should be avoided.
An alien traveler from space is rumored to have been distinguished on one or two occasions by 'Aiea Bay State Recreation Area pointing at the eye witness.
The ghost of a young woman drenched in blood may now and then be noticed looking at people in a Pearl City residence through a keyhole. If you talk to the folks who live here, this phantom is the stressed soul of a long forgotten Pearl City local person. Nonetheless, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you don't want to bump into in the early morning hours.
A space invader from outer space
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was made out going mad by Pouhala Marsh.
Socrates appeared giving a guided tour of liamanu Crater to a company of ghosts late in the night.
A massive orangutan was noticed trying to flag down cars in the middle of a shady road near Pearl City.
A guy with a sizeable hole through his chest was distinguished obliterating a photo in
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a rubber raft on Salt Lake. The ghost spoke of revenging a homicide.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft was distinguished at the stroke of midnight flying over the Koolau Range.
An martian voyager from another world has frequently been observed at Fort Kamehameha Beach late at night going for a swim.
A space alien from outer space is frequently seen in Ewa Forest Reserve late at night chain-sawing down a giant tree.
A gentleman with the head of a devil has supposedly been observed on a handful of occasions downing unleaded from a gas pump at a refueling station in Pearl City.
A Tyrannosaurus can regularly be spotted reading a tabloid at Canon Dam at midnight.
A lady afire, hauling a kerosene container may be noticed very frequently at midnight scrutinizing Ahua Reef in detail. In any case, it's a menacing ghost that any sensible person wouldn't want to bump into.
A huge zebra has occasionally been perceived chatting into the thin air as if someone in addition was there.
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extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO is now and then spotted at Ahua Point around midnight gazing down into the water.
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Ghost Sightings From Pearl City
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Ghost Sightings From Pearl City
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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