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These are some lies we made up about Papaaloa.
An extremely large mink has been said to have been spotted on numerous occasions down near the water at Haik Point sipping blood from a container.
A space invader from deep space can frequently be witnessed in Honohina Gulch around midnight trying to find a glove.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an unidentified flying object may be noticed often pulling a dead body from the chilly water of Ahoa Stream in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial tourist from the cosmos has sometimes been spotted resting at the dining table in a Papaaloa flat.
An old knight's armor with no human being inside is once in a while witnessed speaking into the night down beside Akaka Falls at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Papaaloa
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Ghost Sightings From Papaaloa
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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