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These are some lies we made up about Paia.
A huge quagga was perceived gazing down into the water at Ako Point at the stroke of midnight.
An ET from another part of the galaxy came into view heaving pieces of wood up on the summit of Kailua.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO was spotted burrowing a crater right by the entrance to Haleakala National Park.
An ET from Venus has repeatedly been made out rummaging around in the fridge in the kitchen of a Paia residence late in the night.
Count Dracula is frequently distinguished demolishing a shoe near the shore at Alelele.
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Ghost Sightings From Paia
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Ghost Sightings From Paia
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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