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These are some lies we made up about Pahoa.
A sasquatch was made out hanging out in an abandoned home in Pahoa.
A gargantuan salamander became visible screaming at the viewer to leave in Hawaiian Beaches Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space alien from space appeared going to see Halekamahina on a dark night.
A sizeable bloodcurdling beast was spotted tossing rocks near the water at Auwae.
A very large bunny was witnessed on the shore of Green Lake hollowing out a hole.
A bloodcurdling creature has repeatedly been spotted standing by a wild road right next door to Pahoa. In any case, this is an intimidating ghost that is rather not disturbed.
A colossal musk deer is regularly made out among the trees of Malama-Ki Forest Reserve looking for a shoe.
Johann Sebastian Bach has been observed on a few instances on the top of Kaakepa on a dark night glancing at the sight.
An enormous orangutan may repeatedly be noticed smoking a pipe at Kahonua.
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ghost of a guy clad as a gas station attendant can be spotted very often reading a pamphlet in Hawaii Volcanoes National Park at the park headquarters. A person who lives here claims that this phantom gets pleasure from scaring foolhardy people who have the guts to interrupt the serenity in Pahoa.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial
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spacecraft has every now and then been made out outside the entrance to 'Akaka Falls State Park trying to locate somebody.
The ghost of a gentleman wearing a police force uniform is every so often spotted mounted on a bike on a shady road near Pahoa.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead may occasionally be witnessed in a Pahoa residence. One of the locals strongly asserts that this spirit can be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed on here in Pahoa in the past. No matter what, it's a chilling ghost that you wouldn't wish to bump into at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of an aged man with a large white mustache has often been observed staggering by a deserted highway in the vicinity of Pahoa.
A massive chimpanzee is often witnessed relaxing on a sofa in an apartment next to Pahoa.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto may frequently be made out late at night chasing a passing VW on a dark road near Pahoa.
Aladdin may be observed frequently in the rear seat of a Nissan
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by the driver distinguishing the ghost in his rear view mirror before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Pahoa
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Ghost Sightings From Pahoa
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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