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These are some lies we made up about Pahala.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief can be distinguished often at a public phone in Pahala talking on the phone.
A space invader has every now and then been seen up on the summit of Alili attempting to snatch something.
A pitch black bat that turned into a lady is every so often seen contemplating next to Alili Spring at midnight. Whichever way, this ghost undeniably is scary; one that should be steered clear of.
The ghost of a dispossessed man has supposedly been noticed on numerous instances very late at night gazing over Kaimuokanaka.
An martian tourist from another galaxy may occasionally be noticed staggering through a Pahala vicinity cemetery.
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Ghost Sightings From Pahala
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Ghost Sightings From Pahala
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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