|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Paauilo.
A fantastically creepy ghost can now and then be made out smoking a cigar up on Apakuie. No matter what, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into before sunrise.
The ghost of an old prospector with a sizeable mustache and a hook instead of his hand has often been spotted by Kaluamakani articulating into the thin air.
The ghost of an old woman clutching a gun is repeatedly witnessed exploring Holuokawai Gulch in detail before sunrise. One thing is for sure, it is certainly a chilling phantom that any sensible person wouldn't wish to come across.
A space man from another solar system is rumored to have been seen on a few instances mounted on a llama next to a road outside Paauilo.
The ghost of a waitress may often be distinguished carving a cavity in the earth in Hmkua Forest Reserve in the early morning hours. Residents here say that this ghost is that of a local resident who dwelled here in Paauilo some decades ago.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Paauilo
Submit a lie about Paauilo, Hawaii:
Other untruthful towns near Paauilo, Hawaii:
Honokaa, Hawaii, 12 miles away
Ookala, Hawaii, 12 miles away
Laupahoehoe, Hawaii, 14 miles away
Papaaloa, Hawaii, 17 miles away
Papaikou, Hawaii, 19 miles away
Ninole, Hawaii, 19 miles away
Hakalau, Hawaii, 20 miles away
Honomu, Hawaii, 21 miles away
Kamuela, Hawaii, 23 miles away
Pepeekeo, Hawaii, 23 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Hawaii
|
Ghost Sightings From Paauilo
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
MORE JOKES
|
