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These are some lies we made up about Ookala.
A massive sloth has purportedly been perceived on many instances drinking water from Hikiau Falls at the stroke of midnight.
A gigantic ram can regularly be distinguished in Beach Park on a dark night piling boulders.
An alien voyager from outer space has once in a while been seen at Alakaha Point in the early morning hours before sunrise gazing down into the water.
A space invader from the Moon is sometimes made out walking through a building in Ookala.
A huge dromedary is rumored to have been distinguished on a small number of instances howling at a bush in Manowaialee Forest Reserve after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Ookala
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Ghost Sightings From Ookala
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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