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These are some lies we made up about Ocean View.
An enormously terrifying phantom may be seen time and again having a seat on a couch in a mobile home close to Ocean View.
The ghost of an aged gold digger with a big mustache and an eye patch has now and then been noticed around midnight pursuing a passing Nissan on a shadowy road outside Ocean View. No matter what people state, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that should be let alone.
An ET from Pluto is sometimes noticed smoking a cigar up on the pinnacle of Akihi.
A space alien from the cosmos is rumored to have been spotted on a handful of instances visiting Halephh after midnight.
An extraterrestrial has frequently been distinguished trying to find something down by the water at Waialua.
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Ghost Sightings From Ocean View
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Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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