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These are some lies we made up about Ninole.
Socrates came into sight staring down into the water at Haik Point at midnight.
An extremely large ocelot was perceived yelling names of people at the stroke of midnight on a park bench in Ninole.
A man without a head was made out in Akaka Falls State Park on a dark night covering a body by a large rock. When the eye witness came into sight the ghost escaped. A lot of residents declare this ghost is the undeceased soul of an old Ninole local resident.
An Anchisaurus has regularly been distinguished drifting along Ahoa Stream in the early morning hours.
A gigantic iguana is regularly witnessed down by Akaka Falls very late at night throwing bricks.
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Ghost Sightings From Ninole
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Ghost Sightings From Ninole
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
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