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These are some lies we made up about Naalehu.
The phantom of an appallingly mangled huntsman hauling a dead coyote has allegedly been noticed on numerous instances seeking a picture underneath a parked car in a Naalehu parking lot before sunrise.
A massive mink can every now and then be distinguished in a Naalehu area store, striding the aisles.
A large chilling ogre was witnessed glancing at the panorama from the apex of Akihi late in the night.
A very large budgerigar became visible by Halephh trying to grip something.
A woman devoid of a head was made out twinkling a kerosene lamp beside Haao Springs at night. The phantom did not mind that there was someone else in attendance. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost is probably the undeceased ghost of a resident who used to have a house here in Naalehu. In any case, this is an intimidating ghost that is rather not upset.
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Ghost Sightings From Naalehu
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Ghost Sightings From Naalehu
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
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