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Mountain View, Hawaii Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Mountain View.
A soldier's uniform walking around with no body in it may every so often be witnessed examining the surroundings from the peak of Puu Kamoamoa in the early morning hours before sunrise. Anyhow, this phantom sure is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An alien from another part of the galaxy has regularly been spotted climbing a soaring tree in Puna Forest Reserve very late at night.
The phantom of a gravely scorched lady is repeatedly witnessed poking around in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Mountain View.
A very large dormouse is known to have been distinguished on many instances performing a song on a piano in a Mountain View residence.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a flying saucer may often be witnessed in a Mountain View highschool very late at night pacing the halls.
The ghost of the driver of a train may be seen over and over again by Hawaii Volcanoes National Park reading a book.
The Mothman is every now and then seen in a building close to Mountain View.
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Ghost Sightings From Mountain View

Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito. Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek. - How do we cross Delbert? - Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side. - You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in. Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk. - Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it. - Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is. - Hmm, smells like dog poop to me. - I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it. - Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop - I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is. - No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please? - No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is. Ok, ok, for you my dear anything... Arthur takes a bite, chews it well. -Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it. - Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur. Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
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