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These are some lies we made up about Mililani.
A woman having the head of a devil may now and then be distinguished striding through a home near Mililani.
A very large woodchuck was witnessed scrutinizing kahanui Gulch in detail in the early morning hours.
An extremely large raccoon became visible yelling on the water's edge of Wahiaw Reservoir.
A woman gripping her head next to her arm was distinguished staring by Pouhala Marsh. The ghost didn't seem to be bothered by the viewers. Nevertheless, it's a scary phantom that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The ghost of a guy with half his head not there was distinguished in Honouliuli Forest Reserve after midnight climbing a giant tree. When the phantom was witnessed it disappeared into the thin air. In any event, it undoubtedly is a scary ghost that is rather not upset.
A beheaded woman was made out striding through a Mililani area burial ground. The ghost was gobbled up by the night after being witnessed.
A space alien
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from another galaxy has regularly been made out flickering a kerosene lamp mid stream in Honouliuli Stream.
The alien mechanic of a UFO is frequently spotted in Blaisdell Park late at night hiding a body by a large rock.
The Loch Ness Monster has allegedly been perceived on frequent instances up on Mauna Kapu screaming names of people.
An
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alien from the Moon can repeatedly be seen at Canon Dam in the early morning hours taking pleasure in the panorama.
An ET from another world may be noticed often gazing crossly at the onlooker down by the water at Baltimore Point.
An enormous frog has every now and then been spotted going berserk down by Kalauao Spring before sunrise.
A colossal bat is once in a while perceived at Kai Beach in the early morning hours gazing at the waves down next to the water's edge.
The alien crew member of an alien spaceship is known to have been perceived on a handful of instances hovering over the Waianae Range around midnight.
The ghost of a nine feet massive person can from time to time be distinguished sipping blood from a bottle in the middle of a deserted highway in close proximity to Mililani very late at night. A person who lives here argues that this ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolhardy people who come trying to find ghosts in Mililani.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon has frequently been noticed devouring
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a steak in 'Aiea Bay State Recreation Area at the ranger station.
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Ghost Sightings From Mililani
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Ghost Sightings From Mililani
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
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