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A wandering ghost became visible creeping out of Hamakua Marsh soaked in filth at night. When spotted the ghost came close to the watcher who then ran off.
The ghost of a youthful Indian combatant was distinguished in a wild place near M C B H Kaneohe Bay. This individual phantom has been spotted often in this zone.
A massive cheetah came into view on the summit of one of the heights in the Oneawa Hills after midnight having a melon.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from outer space was observed down next to the water at Alla Point smoking a pipe.
A massive whale was made out chatting into the air in Atherton Soccer Field at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From M C B H Kaneohe Bay
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Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
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